A Missouri River Relief Request
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It’s CoMo Gives season! I’m here to nudge you toward supporting Missouri River Relief —and I’d like to sweeten the deal:
If you donate more than $100-- In 2026, I will personally pick up and properly dispose of an EXTRA-WEIRD piece of Missouri River trash in your honor. I’ll even send you/post photographic evidence: a picture of me, the river, and your honorary trash item.
What strange wonder might I find to celebrate your generosity? A squished baby-doll head? A Styrofoam cup from 1980? An ancient cooler filled with unspeakable smells?
The possibilities are endless, and be assured, I’ll choose something truly worthy of you, dear friend.
So go on: support the organization that’s been keeping the Mighty Mo clean for 20 years…and get a bizarre river-trash photo of me in the bargain! Yay!
*Pictured: an extremely flattering photo of me in front of a portapottie waste receptacle, expressing my delight and astonishment at having found a 1990’s era Squeezit.